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.         Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

·         Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

·         Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

·         Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

·         Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

·         Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

·         Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

·         Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

·         Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

·         Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

·         Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

·         Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

·         Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

·         Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

·         Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

·         Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

·         Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

·         Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!